1. Andrew is a little shit and my mom is a hella bitch.

     
  2. teaseon:

    ultrafacts:

    Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

    The national geographic one gets me all the time.

    (via thats-what-im-tolkien-about)

     
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  4. relahvant:

    thatsmoderatelyraven:

    wakaflackalypse:

    my house

    i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

    So it’s real

    (Source: nevver, via thats-what-im-tolkien-about)

     
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  6. I am so fucking done with all of you.

     

  7. octobra:

    if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

    (Source: youtubeofficial, via date)

     
  8. allxthirteen:

    theladylillibet:

    black-nata:

    AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT BUT MARVEL CHOSE A DIFFERENT PATH AND I’M THANKFUL FOR THAT pardon my capslock

    and in a fantastic plot twist, the answer was not to nuke the enemy

    (Source: taylor-swift, via beautifulcorahale)

     
  9. makeyoufold:

    moriar-t-e-a:

    rachaelsrambles:

    Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers?  Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?

    Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?

    Anyone else remember that? I sure do. 

    #and remember how they didn’t sexualize her #remember how she was independent and didn’t need a male crutch #remember how when loki implied that she needed a man she completely tore him down #remember how natasha romanov doesn’t take shit from nobody #especially not a man

    and yet all they asked scarlet was how difficult was it to get in her suit

    (Source: iamnevertheone, via beautifulcorahale)

     
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  11. itsleightaylor:

    rozahathawaylove:

    dottingpetals:

    lie-t0-m3:

    forever reblog

    the victoria secret models don’t even look human??

    The Victoria’s Secret models worked their butt off to look like that, so don’t degrade people on their hard work. All the women in this post are beautiful.

    THANK YOU

    (Source: buddhalovingbadass, via thats-what-im-tolkien-about)

     
  12. feel-overjoyed:

    Figured a cat shirt would be mandatory for the bastille concert oh ya

     
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  14. carryonmy-assbutt:

    fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

    domina-domina-omnimalum:

    thebabbagepatch:

    hereghostyghosty:

    jordaamn:

    johnstridur:

    adriofthedead:

    thesunmaid:

    parents making sex jokes

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    grandparents making sex jokes

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    nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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    nine-year-olds

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    NINE

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    NEIN

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    Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

    (via thats-what-im-tolkien-about)

     

  15. ATTENTION ANYONE IN BLAKELY GEORGIA, NEAR BLAKELY, OR WITH LOVED ONES THERE.

    2otaku4u:

    THERE ARE TWO MEN WHO HAVE ESCAPED JAIL AND ARE TRYING TO HIDE. POLICE ARE EVERYWHERE. LOCK ALL OF YOUR DOORS, WINDOWS, AND DO NOT LET ANYONE OUTSIDE OR INSIDE. STAY ARMED, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GUNS.
    PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST AND REBLOG AS MUCH AS YOU CAN.

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